Title: Communication
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: R
Word Count: 300+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala There’s a price, for sex. by vpshinra

( the high, defiant, climb of his eyebrow )


Title: Light
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Runaways
Pairing/Characters: Old Lace, Gert Yorkes
Rating: PG
Word Count: <500
Prompt: Meme!fic ala this sketch (here) by ormery
Contains: Implied character death, spoilers of most recent Runaways arc

( as if the light was a creature she could pull off and bite until it stopped hurting )

Title: Lie-in
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala It's a miserable, wet beginning to September. by shiiki

( the clouds are still lending a certain  )


Title: Cheery
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Mundungus Fletcher, Arabella Figg
Rating: G
Word Count: <300
Prompt: Meme!fic ala It was cheery, there was no doubt of that. by willow_wand

( Oh yeah, them cats was doing that too, all big eyes, watching him. )


Title: Nightmares
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley, Rose Weasley
Rating: G
Word Count: 300+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala One last sigh and he closed his eyes, ready to go back to sleep. by birdseyeview

( The voice was accompanied by another insistent prod at his nose with the cup )

Title: Seeing, Suddenly
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <800
Prompt: i like him when he's angry
Author's Notes: From hiruko_undead's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest
I actually kind of like this one, I should poke it some more.

( where did his subconscious drag that up from )

Title: Repeats and Regular Occurrences
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~430
Prompt: movie theater making-out
Author's Notes: From riko's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest

( That level of multitasking would almost be impressive if it wasn't so frustrating )


Title: Melting
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~400
Prompt: ice cream shenanigans
Author's Notes: From kotojedi_amaya's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest

( That level of multitasking would almost be impressive if it wasn't so frustrating )

Title: Superhero or Not
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman, Eli Bradley, Tommy Shepherd
Rating: PG
Word Count: <900
Author's Notes: Uhhhhhhhhh. This art ----> This icon ----> This conversation === This ficlet. WHATEVER, THIS FANDOM NEEDS MOAR CRACK, ANYWAY

( I'd like to see you try to accurately aim at a speedster, Kate )

Title: All of Me
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Teddy Altman (Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman pre-slash)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1200+
Prompt: The Good That Won't Come Out by Rilo Kiley, from which I chose the lyric As they chart up your insides and put them on display./They'd see all of it, all of me, all of it.
Author's Notes: For tussah for her guess on my Wordles ages ago. I keep trying to write you fluffy Teddy and IT KEEPS COMING OUT ANGSTY/WOOBIE WTF don't hate me. I went with something slightly different than my normal Teddy approach; I hope you like it? could possibly be seen to follow Just Another Day

( Teddy thinks that maybe he didn't shatter his life into pieces of dinner plates on the floor of a broken house )

Title: Going Mad
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas/Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word Count: <1000
Contains: slight crackiness
Summary: Dean couldn't possibly be seeing what he thinks he's seeing.
Prompt: Dean/Luna, stray cat
Author's Notes: For shiiki for her guess on my Wordles ages ago.

( The kitten chose that moment to mewl, almost in agreement, and licked Dean's nose. )

Title: Ron vs. Crookshanks, Rounds One Through Seventeen
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Crookshanks
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1100+
Contains: ridiculously devious cat behavior
Summary: Ron and Crookshanks need to stake their territory
Author's Notes: Birthday ficcy for willow_wand, someone who knows Crookshanks is to be treasured.

( Much better plan, that, and he congratulates himself mentally for thinking of it )

Title: In Which The Cards Reveal More Than You Probably Want
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas, Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnegan, Neville Longbottom (implied Dean/Luna, Seamus/Neville if you squint)
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~950
Contains: crackiness, underage drinking, absurd card games
Summary: Card games and alcohol are always a good mix.
Author's Notes: Veeeeeeeeery late birthday ficlet for butterfly_kate. ILU, BB. (Sorry I couldn't get in the book.)
typed slightly in a rush, mostly with a cigarette in one hand, so, uh, any errors? would love to know

( a startling propensity to materialize a series of sparkling chamber pots at random intervals )

Title: In Which a Sleepy Billy Almost Gets What He Wants
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300+
Summary: Ignoring something rarely actually makes it go away.
Author's Notes: Birthday ficlet-y thing for riko. Somehow sap got into the end I don't know I am sorry.
typed up all at once, and unbetaed, so, any errors? would love to know

( Teddy has a handy set of Billy-to-English filters )

Title: Too Close
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan (Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman)
Rating: PG
Word Count: <700
Contains: bug-eating :O
Summary: It is not like Billy's a stranger to weird things.
Author's Notes: Wordle prize for riko. I don't know if I'm happy with the ending; I may have to go in and pick at it some more.

( ...not, ultimately, all that interesting )

Title: Incognito (In Three Movements)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Crack, magical-accident!girl!Billy, italics abuse
Word Count: <2400
Prompt: Tracking down a villain involves them being forced to go on a cruise and pretend to be married.
Author's Notes: a;sldkfja this is all riko's fault. i am taking no responsibility here omg what are you doing stop looking at meeeeeeeeeeeee. *flails* no i have no idea why they are on a cruise ship also, any resemblance to an actual plot is purely coincidental.


( Hey, I didn't get us stuck here through my lack of underwear! )

Title: Oh, Monkey Trumpets (as per Mags)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, wee! Teddy Lupin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <2300
Contains: flailing. a lot of it.
Summary: Teddy has a serious ailment and the boys completely do not panic. At all. Really. They swear.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous "oh shi- this went long" fic for magglenagall, for one seriously inspiring prompt, not to mention, y'know, the awesome. Unbetaed, so, again, y'know.

( Yes, Ron, yes, that is exactly what I meant )

Title: Going Out is Overrated
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 900+
Summary: Draco really resents being dragged along on Ron's errands.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous ficlet for tehgiantsquid, for years of being 129,000% AWESOMETASTIC.

( Rather than the carefully drawled words he had meant to say when he opened his mouth... )

Title: ONE DAY I WILL WRITE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT RIDDLED WITH STUPID CLICHES I PROMISE
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Contains: towel slippage
Summary: Billy can say without any doubt that this is the first time he's ever been shoved up against a door by someone not intending to beat the shit out of him
Author's Notes: Spontaneous comment!fic for tsaiko

( Teddy flips the book closed and starts to curl up onto his knees )

Title: Just Another Day
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Teddy Altman (possibly hinted at Teddy -> Greg)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~750
Summary: everything is so just like every day that it doesn't even occur to him that it's not
Author's Notes: Spontaneous birthday ficlet for tussah

( still careful, measured, face a studied blank )

Title: Truth in Jest
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing: Billy/Teddy
Rating: G
Word Count: ~150
Prompt: worn thin (in *three sentences*)
Author's Notes: For tussah

( worn thin )


Title: Punchline
Fandom: Young Avengers
Character: Billy Kaplan
Rating: G
Word Count: 285
Prompt: But somehow it took forever and only one person really heard the punch line
Author's Notes: For riko

( But somehow it took forever and only one person really heard the punch line )


Title: Excess Adrenaline
Fandom: Nextwave
Pairing: Tabby/Elsa
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~200
Prompt: This would really work better if you didn't have so much hair
Author's Notes: For dytabytes

( This would really work better if you didn't have so much hair )