Title: Communication
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: R
Word Count: 300+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala There’s a price, for sex. by vpshinra

( the high, defiant, climb of his eyebrow )


Title: Light
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Runaways
Pairing/Characters: Old Lace, Gert Yorkes
Rating: PG
Word Count: <500
Prompt: Meme!fic ala this sketch (here) by ormery
Contains: Implied character death, spoilers of most recent Runaways arc

( as if the light was a creature she could pull off and bite until it stopped hurting )

Title: Seeing, Suddenly
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <800
Prompt: i like him when he's angry
Author's Notes: From hiruko_undead's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest
I actually kind of like this one, I should poke it some more.

( where did his subconscious drag that up from )

Title: Repeats and Regular Occurrences
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~430
Prompt: movie theater making-out
Author's Notes: From riko's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest

( That level of multitasking would almost be impressive if it wasn't so frustrating )


Title: Melting
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~400
Prompt: ice cream shenanigans
Author's Notes: From kotojedi_amaya's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest

( That level of multitasking would almost be impressive if it wasn't so frustrating )

Title: Superhero or Not
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman, Eli Bradley, Tommy Shepherd
Rating: PG
Word Count: <900
Author's Notes: Uhhhhhhhhh. This art ----> This icon ----> This conversation === This ficlet. WHATEVER, THIS FANDOM NEEDS MOAR CRACK, ANYWAY

( I'd like to see you try to accurately aim at a speedster, Kate )

Title: All of Me
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Teddy Altman (Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman pre-slash)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1200+
Prompt: The Good That Won't Come Out by Rilo Kiley, from which I chose the lyric As they chart up your insides and put them on display./They'd see all of it, all of me, all of it.
Author's Notes: For tussah for her guess on my Wordles ages ago. I keep trying to write you fluffy Teddy and IT KEEPS COMING OUT ANGSTY/WOOBIE WTF don't hate me. I went with something slightly different than my normal Teddy approach; I hope you like it? could possibly be seen to follow Just Another Day

( Teddy thinks that maybe he didn't shatter his life into pieces of dinner plates on the floor of a broken house )

Title: In Which a Sleepy Billy Almost Gets What He Wants
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300+
Summary: Ignoring something rarely actually makes it go away.
Author's Notes: Birthday ficlet-y thing for riko. Somehow sap got into the end I don't know I am sorry.
typed up all at once, and unbetaed, so, any errors? would love to know

( Teddy has a handy set of Billy-to-English filters )

Title: Too Close
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan (Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman)
Rating: PG
Word Count: <700
Contains: bug-eating :O
Summary: It is not like Billy's a stranger to weird things.
Author's Notes: Wordle prize for riko. I don't know if I'm happy with the ending; I may have to go in and pick at it some more.

( ...not, ultimately, all that interesting )

Title: Incognito (In Three Movements)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Crack, magical-accident!girl!Billy, italics abuse
Word Count: <2400
Prompt: Tracking down a villain involves them being forced to go on a cruise and pretend to be married.
Author's Notes: a;sldkfja this is all riko's fault. i am taking no responsibility here omg what are you doing stop looking at meeeeeeeeeeeee. *flails* no i have no idea why they are on a cruise ship also, any resemblance to an actual plot is purely coincidental.


( Hey, I didn't get us stuck here through my lack of underwear! )

Title: ONE DAY I WILL WRITE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT RIDDLED WITH STUPID CLICHES I PROMISE
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Contains: towel slippage
Summary: Billy can say without any doubt that this is the first time he's ever been shoved up against a door by someone not intending to beat the shit out of him
Author's Notes: Spontaneous comment!fic for tsaiko

( Teddy flips the book closed and starts to curl up onto his knees )

Title: Truth in Jest
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing: Billy/Teddy
Rating: G
Word Count: ~150
Prompt: worn thin (in *three sentences*)
Author's Notes: For tussah

( worn thin )


Title: Punchline
Fandom: Young Avengers
Character: Billy Kaplan
Rating: G
Word Count: 285
Prompt: But somehow it took forever and only one person really heard the punch line
Author's Notes: For riko

( But somehow it took forever and only one person really heard the punch line )


Title: Excess Adrenaline
Fandom: Nextwave
Pairing: Tabby/Elsa
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~200
Prompt: This would really work better if you didn't have so much hair
Author's Notes: For dytabytes

( This would really work better if you didn't have so much hair )

Title:We Don't Put Our Hands Over Our Mouths
Author: attilatehbun
Pairing: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~3200
Contains: Swearing in a teenage fashion, not-strictly-linear narrative
Summary: Billy has never had good impulse control. Something pops into his head and he generally just says it, or does it - joining a super-team, anyone? - before he actually thinks about whatever he's doing might mean. So far he's managed to mostly avoid making a complete idiot of himself through some crazy combination of snarkiness and luck. But this time he's not so sure.
Author's Notes: Pre-series fic. I only recently got into Young Avengers and my brain wouldn't let me write anything else unless I wrote this first. And since I want to write other things eventually, I thought it in my best interests to listen. Thanks to ozma_katiebell and butterfly_kate for advice and hand-holding, despite being unfamiliar with the source material. All mistakes are mine, not theirs. Obviously.


( Um is all he can say before his heart leaps into his throat and cuts off even that. )

6.09*I commissioned this gorgeous piece of artses from the fantastically talented ormery so go and give Squeak some praise for it already. I will be over here reveling in the pretteh. don't you just want to smush their noses? ♥