Title: Three Crimes Committed by Mundungus Fletcher Before He Learned to be Cagey (Assuming He Ever Really Did)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Mundungus Fletcher, Assorted Goblins, and a Nymphadorian Cameo
Summary: Childhood over a Pint – Don't Cross Goblins – Caught by a Rookie (Or How I Joined the Order)
Author's Notes: Thanks to magnolia_mama and msmoocow, without whom this story would still be disconnected scribbles on napkins. gunderpants, you wanted parody/homage, so, my sincerest apologies to Raymond Chandler. I tried.

~ Originally written for hp_summergen ~

( I seriously cannot think of anything to put here )