Title: Oh, Monkey Trumpets (as per Mags)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, wee! Teddy Lupin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <2300
Contains: flailing. a lot of it.
Summary: Teddy has a serious ailment and the boys completely do not panic. At all. Really. They swear.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous "oh shi- this went long" fic for magglenagall, for one seriously inspiring prompt, not to mention, y'know, the awesome. Unbetaed, so, again, y'know.

( Yes, Ron, yes, that is exactly what I meant )

Title: Costumes
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~220
Prompt: halloween
Author's Notes: For philotic_net

( halloween )


Title: What were you thinking?
Fandom: HP
Character: Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~270
Prompt: neville/venus fly trap
Author's Notes: For msmoocow

( neville/venus fly trap )


Title: A Learning Experience
Fandom: HP / DC
Character: Batman, Superman, Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: ~320
Prompt: Harry Potter comes to the aid of Superman or Batman when they've locked their keys out of their car
Author's Notes: For fireworkfiasco

( Harry Potter comes to the aid of Superman or Batman when they've locked their keys out of their car )


Title: The Best Stories
Fandom: HP
Character: JKR
Rating: G
Word Count: ~380
Prompt: a short history of the Harry Potter fandom, as told by J.Ro to her children
Author's Notes: For fireworkfiasco

( A short history of the Harry Potter fandom, as told by J.Ro to her children )


Title: Toys
Fandom: HP
Character: Crookshanks
Rating: G
Word Count: 175
Prompt: crookshanks!
Author's Notes: For belladonna803

( crookshanks! )


Title: Still Zero
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~280
Prompt: breathe-right nasal strips
Author's Notes: For itsbeenvery

( breathe-right nasal strips )

Title: Temperature
Author: attilatehbun 
Gift for: coffee_n_cocoa 
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Summary: Neville and Ginny explore the advantages and disadvantages of a winter wedding in the snow.
Rating: NC-17
Contains: iceplay, fluff
Word Count:  2000+
Author's notes: I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it, coffee_n_cocoa .  I tried to get in several things you listed, though I was a bit loose in my interpretation of ice play (it is very cold where I am, and I think that influenced things somewhat). Much love to my flist.

~*~ Originally posted for smutty_claus  ~*~


( I think I understand the point... )

Title: Eensy Weensy
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13 (innuendo and whatnot)
Word Count: ~1600
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry
Summary: Ron makes a unlikely ally.

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing." -- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Things to know: Arachnophobes, beware.
Initial Posting: 2.2.07
A/N: Hugs and kittens to Red Sioda, Queenb23, Shiiki, and The Giant Squid, for their beta work and general support. This story wouldn't be what it is without them.

Originally written for Checkmated's Ron/Hermione MovieQuote!Fic Challenge



( When it climbed, Ron winced. When it dropped, he whimpered. Whimpered. )

Title: Five Mildly Unusual Things Ginny Weasley Finds Sexy About Harry Potter
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~650
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ginny
A/N: At magglenagall's request. Lulz.

( Also known as why I don't write H/G )

Title: The Life of a Captain is Fraught with Peril
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Oliver Wood, Charlie Weasley, mentions of Harry Potter
Summary:Two accidents, a list, and a theory.
Author's Notes: For tarajeyul. I’m sorry it’s not action/adventure or mystery/suspense, but there is Quidditch. My betas, kerosinkanister, msmoocow and tehgiantsquid, I ♥ you immensely. Oh yes, and damn you and your maths, JKR. I hate fudging timelines.

~ Originally written for hp_summergen ~

( I pinch? Leetle pinch. )

Story title: Least Expected
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Ron, Hermione, Harry, Various Death Eaters, Surprise Guests
Length: ~1000
Summary: Things are going very, very, very badly for Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Author notes: For T, whose idea it was to begin with. Thanks to magentabear and Mench for the first couple rounds of betatasticness. And squishes to tehgiantsquid for tidying my messes and stupids. Jeez, learn to use the shift key, Attila.
Initial Posting: 10.9.06

( Final Version )