Title: All of Me
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Teddy Altman (Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman pre-slash)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1200+
Prompt: The Good That Won't Come Out by Rilo Kiley, from which I chose the lyric As they chart up your insides and put them on display./They'd see all of it, all of me, all of it.
Author's Notes: For tussah for her guess on my Wordles ages ago. I keep trying to write you fluffy Teddy and IT KEEPS COMING OUT ANGSTY/WOOBIE WTF don't hate me. I went with something slightly different than my normal Teddy approach; I hope you like it? could possibly be seen to follow Just Another Day

( Teddy thinks that maybe he didn't shatter his life into pieces of dinner plates on the floor of a broken house )

Title: Ron vs. Crookshanks, Rounds One Through Seventeen
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Crookshanks
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1100+
Contains: ridiculously devious cat behavior
Summary: Ron and Crookshanks need to stake their territory
Author's Notes: Birthday ficcy for willow_wand, someone who knows Crookshanks is to be treasured.

( Much better plan, that, and he congratulates himself mentally for thinking of it )

Title: In Which a Sleepy Billy Almost Gets What He Wants
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300+
Summary: Ignoring something rarely actually makes it go away.
Author's Notes: Birthday ficlet-y thing for riko. Somehow sap got into the end I don't know I am sorry.
typed up all at once, and unbetaed, so, any errors? would love to know

( Teddy has a handy set of Billy-to-English filters )

Title: Incognito (In Three Movements)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Crack, magical-accident!girl!Billy, italics abuse
Word Count: <2400
Prompt: Tracking down a villain involves them being forced to go on a cruise and pretend to be married.
Author's Notes: a;sldkfja this is all riko's fault. i am taking no responsibility here omg what are you doing stop looking at meeeeeeeeeeeee. *flails* no i have no idea why they are on a cruise ship also, any resemblance to an actual plot is purely coincidental.


( Hey, I didn't get us stuck here through my lack of underwear! )

Title: Oh, Monkey Trumpets (as per Mags)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, wee! Teddy Lupin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <2300
Contains: flailing. a lot of it.
Summary: Teddy has a serious ailment and the boys completely do not panic. At all. Really. They swear.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous "oh shi- this went long" fic for magglenagall, for one seriously inspiring prompt, not to mention, y'know, the awesome. Unbetaed, so, again, y'know.

( Yes, Ron, yes, that is exactly what I meant )

Title: Temperature
Author: attilatehbun 
Gift for: coffee_n_cocoa 
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Summary: Neville and Ginny explore the advantages and disadvantages of a winter wedding in the snow.
Rating: NC-17
Contains: iceplay, fluff
Word Count:  2000+
Author's notes: I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it, coffee_n_cocoa .  I tried to get in several things you listed, though I was a bit loose in my interpretation of ice play (it is very cold where I am, and I think that influenced things somewhat). Much love to my flist.

~*~ Originally posted for smutty_claus  ~*~


( I think I understand the point... )

Title: A Shocking Reveal!
Author: attilatehbun
Team: Summer!
Prompts: Squib, Babbling Beverage
Pairing/Genre: Gen
Rating: Complete G
Word Count: 2600+
Contains: An excessively gregarious seven-year-old, nerdery, silliness
A/N: I think I may have possibly out-geeked myself here. Thanks go to my darling queenb23more for beta-tastic rockingness, as well as to my good friend caffeine! I wouldn't have made it through without you.

~*~Originally written for Team Summer at rontoberfest~*~

( Martin never has to deal with sisters )

Title:We Don't Put Our Hands Over Our Mouths
Author: attilatehbun
Pairing: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~3200
Contains: Swearing in a teenage fashion, not-strictly-linear narrative
Summary: Billy has never had good impulse control. Something pops into his head and he generally just says it, or does it - joining a super-team, anyone? - before he actually thinks about whatever he's doing might mean. So far he's managed to mostly avoid making a complete idiot of himself through some crazy combination of snarkiness and luck. But this time he's not so sure.
Author's Notes: Pre-series fic. I only recently got into Young Avengers and my brain wouldn't let me write anything else unless I wrote this first. And since I want to write other things eventually, I thought it in my best interests to listen. Thanks to ozma_katiebell and butterfly_kate for advice and hand-holding, despite being unfamiliar with the source material. All mistakes are mine, not theirs. Obviously.


( Um is all he can say before his heart leaps into his throat and cuts off even that. )

6.09*I commissioned this gorgeous piece of artses from the fantastically talented ormery so go and give Squeak some praise for it already. I will be over here reveling in the pretteh. don't you just want to smush their noses? ♥

Title: Magic
Author/Artist: attilatehbun
Pairing: Dean/Luna
Rating: gentle R
Word Count: 1100+
Things to know: So sugary I'm passing out free insulin shots at the door.
Summary: Dean wants to show Luna that even Muggles can make a certain type of magic.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous birthday comment!fic for mrssnape_1414. Totally unbetaed, in the manner of comment!fic, so if there's an oops or whatever, plz to be telling me.

( Luna takes her promises very seriously. )

Title: Regarding Trains
Author: attilatehbun
Gift For: magglenagall
Summary: A boy and a girl bump into each other on a train. Again and again and again.
Rating: PG
Contains: vaguery, atypical narrative structure
Word Count: 2100+
Author's notes: magglenagall, I was utterly thrilled to get you for this fest. tehgiantsquid (whom I can now thank properly), you already have a pretty high Awesome Quotient, but your beta skills never fail to raise it a few points. ILU BOTH, GUYS. ♥ ♥ ♥

~*~Originally written for smrw_ficafest~*~

( The girl stands there for a moment, watching the space he had been )

Now with bonus line I totally forgot in the original, because I am teh smrt!

Title: Still Life With
Author/Artist: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Possible Spoilers/Warnings: None
Summary: At least with Luna he stands a decent chance of understanding what's going on when she decides to finish a conversation they'd started months ago. He knows her, understands what she means by the angle of her hips or how much she's chewing on her hair as she speaks.
A/N:This came out Dean POV, because Luna simply would not cooperate, but I think it still counts as being about her. For butterfly_kate, proving that even in anonymous exchanges, she inspires my Dean/Luna-ish-ness to the MAX. Thanks to belladonna803, for the life-saving beta, and for rocking out.

~ Originally written for luna_exchange ~


( I think it would be far more simple if I just went naked )

Beautiful illustration for this fic by Buuya. Leave her a comment praising her awesomeness here.

Title: Spring Cleaning
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: Cleaning!Ron (for belovedranger)
Initially Posted: 4.2.08
Pairing/Characters: Ron/Hermione
Word Count: 800+

( House Cleaning!pRon )