Title: Seeing, Suddenly
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <800
Prompt: i like him when he's angry
Author's Notes: From hiruko_undead's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest
I actually kind of like this one, I should poke it some more.

( where did his subconscious drag that up from )

Title: Superhero or Not
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman, Eli Bradley, Tommy Shepherd
Rating: PG
Word Count: <900
Author's Notes: Uhhhhhhhhh. This art ----> This icon ----> This conversation === This ficlet. WHATEVER, THIS FANDOM NEEDS MOAR CRACK, ANYWAY

( I'd like to see you try to accurately aim at a speedster, Kate )

Title: Going Mad
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas/Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word Count: <1000
Contains: slight crackiness
Summary: Dean couldn't possibly be seeing what he thinks he's seeing.
Prompt: Dean/Luna, stray cat
Author's Notes: For shiiki for her guess on my Wordles ages ago.

( The kitten chose that moment to mewl, almost in agreement, and licked Dean's nose. )

Title: In Which The Cards Reveal More Than You Probably Want
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas, Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnegan, Neville Longbottom (implied Dean/Luna, Seamus/Neville if you squint)
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~950
Contains: crackiness, underage drinking, absurd card games
Summary: Card games and alcohol are always a good mix.
Author's Notes: Veeeeeeeeery late birthday ficlet for butterfly_kate. ILU, BB. (Sorry I couldn't get in the book.)
typed slightly in a rush, mostly with a cigarette in one hand, so, uh, any errors? would love to know

( a startling propensity to materialize a series of sparkling chamber pots at random intervals )

Title: Too Close
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan (Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman)
Rating: PG
Word Count: <700
Contains: bug-eating :O
Summary: It is not like Billy's a stranger to weird things.
Author's Notes: Wordle prize for riko. I don't know if I'm happy with the ending; I may have to go in and pick at it some more.

( ...not, ultimately, all that interesting )

Title: Going Out is Overrated
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 900+
Summary: Draco really resents being dragged along on Ron's errands.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous ficlet for tehgiantsquid, for years of being 129,000% AWESOMETASTIC.

( Rather than the carefully drawled words he had meant to say when he opened his mouth... )

Title: ONE DAY I WILL WRITE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT RIDDLED WITH STUPID CLICHES I PROMISE
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Contains: towel slippage
Summary: Billy can say without any doubt that this is the first time he's ever been shoved up against a door by someone not intending to beat the shit out of him
Author's Notes: Spontaneous comment!fic for tsaiko

( Teddy flips the book closed and starts to curl up onto his knees )

Title: Just Another Day
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Teddy Altman (possibly hinted at Teddy -> Greg)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~750
Summary: everything is so just like every day that it doesn't even occur to him that it's not
Author's Notes: Spontaneous birthday ficlet for tussah

( still careful, measured, face a studied blank )