Title: Superhero or Not
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman, Eli Bradley, Tommy Shepherd
Rating: PG
Word Count: <900
Author's Notes: Uhhhhhhhhh. This art ----> This icon ----> This conversation === This ficlet. WHATEVER, THIS FANDOM NEEDS MOAR CRACK, ANYWAY

( I'd like to see you try to accurately aim at a speedster, Kate )

Title: Going Mad
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas/Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word Count: <1000
Contains: slight crackiness
Summary: Dean couldn't possibly be seeing what he thinks he's seeing.
Prompt: Dean/Luna, stray cat
Author's Notes: For shiiki for her guess on my Wordles ages ago.

( The kitten chose that moment to mewl, almost in agreement, and licked Dean's nose. )

Title: In Which The Cards Reveal More Than You Probably Want
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas, Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnegan, Neville Longbottom (implied Dean/Luna, Seamus/Neville if you squint)
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~950
Contains: crackiness, underage drinking, absurd card games
Summary: Card games and alcohol are always a good mix.
Author's Notes: Veeeeeeeeery late birthday ficlet for butterfly_kate. ILU, BB. (Sorry I couldn't get in the book.)
typed slightly in a rush, mostly with a cigarette in one hand, so, uh, any errors? would love to know

( a startling propensity to materialize a series of sparkling chamber pots at random intervals )

Title: Incognito (In Three Movements)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Crack, magical-accident!girl!Billy, italics abuse
Word Count: <2400
Prompt: Tracking down a villain involves them being forced to go on a cruise and pretend to be married.
Author's Notes: a;sldkfja this is all riko's fault. i am taking no responsibility here omg what are you doing stop looking at meeeeeeeeeeeee. *flails* no i have no idea why they are on a cruise ship also, any resemblance to an actual plot is purely coincidental.


( Hey, I didn't get us stuck here through my lack of underwear! )

Title: Costumes
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~220
Prompt: halloween
Author's Notes: For philotic_net

( halloween )


Title: What were you thinking?
Fandom: HP
Character: Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~270
Prompt: neville/venus fly trap
Author's Notes: For msmoocow

( neville/venus fly trap )


Title: A Learning Experience
Fandom: HP / DC
Character: Batman, Superman, Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: ~320
Prompt: Harry Potter comes to the aid of Superman or Batman when they've locked their keys out of their car
Author's Notes: For fireworkfiasco

( Harry Potter comes to the aid of Superman or Batman when they've locked their keys out of their car )


Title: The Best Stories
Fandom: HP
Character: JKR
Rating: G
Word Count: ~380
Prompt: a short history of the Harry Potter fandom, as told by J.Ro to her children
Author's Notes: For fireworkfiasco

( A short history of the Harry Potter fandom, as told by J.Ro to her children )


Title: Toys
Fandom: HP
Character: Crookshanks
Rating: G
Word Count: 175
Prompt: crookshanks!
Author's Notes: For belladonna803

( crookshanks! )


Title: Still Zero
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~280
Prompt: breathe-right nasal strips
Author's Notes: For itsbeenvery

( breathe-right nasal strips )

Title: The Softer Side
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Clouds (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting:


( There are only two things in this world that don't make him want to slit his own throat )

Title: Merlin, I miss Umbridge
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Ink (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 9.27.06

( Filch is a very therapeutic character )

Title: Untitled
Rating: PG
Warnings: Serious serious craziness
Prompt: The death of Steve Irwin, believe it or not.
Initial Posting: 9.5.06

( Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? )


Title: Secrets
Rating: PG
Prompt: Cauldron (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 10.10.06

( Slughorneedoo )

Title: So There.
Rating: PG13
Prompt: Robes (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 10.19.06


( I like a healty breeze 'round my privates )

Title: Fine Print
Rating: G
Word count: 263
Prompt: Sunburn (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 07.21.06

( He wishes he had known... )

Title: Tasty
Rating: G
Word count: ~150
Prompt: Grass (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 07.31.06

( little flitty flicker bugs )


Title: Nothing
Rating: G
Prompt: Grass (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 08.01.06

( That was enough... )


Title: Every
Rating: G
Word count: 232
Prompt: Sunset (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 08.23.06

( Luna often... )

Title: The Horror
Prompt: writhing under his administrations (perposterice Eggcorn Challenge)
Initial Posting: 06.30.06

( Why Snape Really Killed Dumbledore )

Title: Unexpected Results
Rating/Warning: G
Prompt: flaw in the ointment (perposterice Eggcorn Challenge)
Summary/Description: Arthur brings something home from work.
Initial Posting: 06.14.06

( Unexpected Results )


Title: Dinner
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Prompt: make ends meat (perposterice Eggcorn Challenge)
Summary/Description: Cooking with magic is harder than it seems.
Initial Posting: 06.14.06

( Dinner )