Title: Temperature
Author: attilatehbun 
Gift for: coffee_n_cocoa 
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Summary: Neville and Ginny explore the advantages and disadvantages of a winter wedding in the snow.
Rating: NC-17
Contains: iceplay, fluff
Word Count:  2000+
Author's notes: I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it, coffee_n_cocoa .  I tried to get in several things you listed, though I was a bit loose in my interpretation of ice play (it is very cold where I am, and I think that influenced things somewhat). Much love to my flist.

~*~ Originally posted for smutty_claus  ~*~


( I think I understand the point... )

Title: A Shocking Reveal!
Author: attilatehbun
Team: Summer!
Prompts: Squib, Babbling Beverage
Pairing/Genre: Gen
Rating: Complete G
Word Count: 2600+
Contains: An excessively gregarious seven-year-old, nerdery, silliness
A/N: I think I may have possibly out-geeked myself here. Thanks go to my darling queenb23more for beta-tastic rockingness, as well as to my good friend caffeine! I wouldn't have made it through without you.

~*~Originally written for Team Summer at rontoberfest~*~

( Martin never has to deal with sisters )

Title: Regarding Trains
Author: attilatehbun
Gift For: magglenagall
Summary: A boy and a girl bump into each other on a train. Again and again and again.
Rating: PG
Contains: vaguery, atypical narrative structure
Word Count: 2100+
Author's notes: magglenagall, I was utterly thrilled to get you for this fest. tehgiantsquid (whom I can now thank properly), you already have a pretty high Awesome Quotient, but your beta skills never fail to raise it a few points. ILU BOTH, GUYS. ♥ ♥ ♥

~*~Originally written for smrw_ficafest~*~

( The girl stands there for a moment, watching the space he had been )

Now with bonus line I totally forgot in the original, because I am teh smrt!

Title: Still Life With
Author/Artist: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Possible Spoilers/Warnings: None
Summary: At least with Luna he stands a decent chance of understanding what's going on when she decides to finish a conversation they'd started months ago. He knows her, understands what she means by the angle of her hips or how much she's chewing on her hair as she speaks.
A/N:This came out Dean POV, because Luna simply would not cooperate, but I think it still counts as being about her. For butterfly_kate, proving that even in anonymous exchanges, she inspires my Dean/Luna-ish-ness to the MAX. Thanks to belladonna803, for the life-saving beta, and for rocking out.

~ Originally written for luna_exchange ~


( I think it would be far more simple if I just went naked )

Beautiful illustration for this fic by Buuya. Leave her a comment praising her awesomeness here.

Title: Lessons
Author: attilatehbun
Recipient: dumblydore
Rating: PG-13 (Cause Ron’s got a dirty mouth, and Kreacher’s not much better, though you can’t hear him.)
Word Count: ~1600
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Kreacher
Summary: Hermione wants to learn a new skill, so she and Ron muddle through the learning process together.
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, but I do enjoy making them dance around for my amusement.
Contains: fluff, horrid mistreatment of food, kreacher/locket
Author's Notes: Thanks, dumblydore for giving me a chance to write Kreacher. Hope you like it!

Thanks to T for catching my whoopses.

~ Originally written for dh_exchange ~

( ...he touches his freshly polished golden locket and does not explode... )

I decided to finally man up and post this, since the exchange sort of dissolved. Apologies to dumblydore. Wish it coulda been done different. :/

Title: The Life of a Captain is Fraught with Peril
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Oliver Wood, Charlie Weasley, mentions of Harry Potter
Summary:Two accidents, a list, and a theory.
Author's Notes: For tarajeyul. I’m sorry it’s not action/adventure or mystery/suspense, but there is Quidditch. My betas, kerosinkanister, msmoocow and tehgiantsquid, I ♥ you immensely. Oh yes, and damn you and your maths, JKR. I hate fudging timelines.

~ Originally written for hp_summergen ~

( I pinch? Leetle pinch. )

Title: Three Crimes Committed by Mundungus Fletcher Before He Learned to be Cagey (Assuming He Ever Really Did)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Mundungus Fletcher, Assorted Goblins, and a Nymphadorian Cameo
Summary: Childhood over a Pint – Don't Cross Goblins – Caught by a Rookie (Or How I Joined the Order)
Author's Notes: Thanks to magnolia_mama and msmoocow, without whom this story would still be disconnected scribbles on napkins. gunderpants, you wanted parody/homage, so, my sincerest apologies to Raymond Chandler. I tried.

~ Originally written for hp_summergen ~

( I seriously cannot think of anything to put here )