Title: Communication
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: R
Word Count: 300+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala There’s a price, for sex. by vpshinra

( the high, defiant, climb of his eyebrow )


Title: Light
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Runaways
Pairing/Characters: Old Lace, Gert Yorkes
Rating: PG
Word Count: <500
Prompt: Meme!fic ala this sketch (here) by ormery
Contains: Implied character death, spoilers of most recent Runaways arc

( as if the light was a creature she could pull off and bite until it stopped hurting )

Title: Lie-in
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala It's a miserable, wet beginning to September. by shiiki

( the clouds are still lending a certain  )


Title: Cheery
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Mundungus Fletcher, Arabella Figg
Rating: G
Word Count: <300
Prompt: Meme!fic ala It was cheery, there was no doubt of that. by willow_wand

( Oh yeah, them cats was doing that too, all big eyes, watching him. )


Title: Nightmares
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley, Rose Weasley
Rating: G
Word Count: 300+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala One last sigh and he closed his eyes, ready to go back to sleep. by birdseyeview

( The voice was accompanied by another insistent prod at his nose with the cup )

Title: Superhero or Not
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman, Eli Bradley, Tommy Shepherd
Rating: PG
Word Count: <900
Author's Notes: Uhhhhhhhhh. This art ----> This icon ----> This conversation === This ficlet. WHATEVER, THIS FANDOM NEEDS MOAR CRACK, ANYWAY

( I'd like to see you try to accurately aim at a speedster, Kate )

Title: Oh, Monkey Trumpets (as per Mags)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, wee! Teddy Lupin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <2300
Contains: flailing. a lot of it.
Summary: Teddy has a serious ailment and the boys completely do not panic. At all. Really. They swear.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous "oh shi- this went long" fic for magglenagall, for one seriously inspiring prompt, not to mention, y'know, the awesome. Unbetaed, so, again, y'know.

( Yes, Ron, yes, that is exactly what I meant )

Title: A Shocking Reveal!
Author: attilatehbun
Team: Summer!
Prompts: Squib, Babbling Beverage
Pairing/Genre: Gen
Rating: Complete G
Word Count: 2600+
Contains: An excessively gregarious seven-year-old, nerdery, silliness
A/N: I think I may have possibly out-geeked myself here. Thanks go to my darling queenb23more for beta-tastic rockingness, as well as to my good friend caffeine! I wouldn't have made it through without you.

~*~Originally written for Team Summer at rontoberfest~*~

( Martin never has to deal with sisters )

Title: Bollocks
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Nothing (HP Drabble Tree)
Initial Posting: 5.9.08
Pairing/Characters: Ron, Rose, implied Rose/Scorpius
Word Count: <350

( Rosie. Open the door please. )



Title: Blackout
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: none(HP Drabble Tree)
Initial Posting: 6.11.08
Pairing/Characters: Crookshanks, Ron
Word Count: ~100

( humans need light to see )

Title: Three is Better Than Four
Rating: G
Prompt: "All was well."
Initially Posted: 4.18.08
Pairing/Characters: Hugo, Ron, Hermione
Word Count: 468
A/N: I aged Hugo down more than most do. Since his precise age has yet to be given, I felt I was allowed to make him a bit younger than fandom-standard. :D

Originally written for ldws, Round 1

( They didn't kick like certain meanie-head sisters did )

Title: Why Crookshanks the Kitty is my very Best Friend, by Hugo Weasley, age 6
Rating: G
Prompt: none(HP Drabble Tree)
Initial Posting: 3.6.08
Pairing/Characters: Crookshanks, Hugo

( Why Crookshanks is... )


Title: Dirt
Rating: G
Prompt: none(HP Drabble Tree)
Initial Posting: 3.6.08
Pairing/Characters: Hermione, Crookshanks, Hugo

( Dirt )


Title: Usually
Rating: G
Prompt: Usually (HP Drabble Tree)
Initial Posting: 3.7.08
Pairing/Characters: Hermione, Crookshanks, Hugo

( Usually )

Title: Five Times Crookshanks Chose to Let Redboy Stick Around
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: G
Word Count: ~700
Characters/Pairings: Crookshanks, Ron/Hermione
A/N: Because rougered asked for it.

( Crookshanks love is the best love )

Title: The Life of a Captain is Fraught with Peril
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Oliver Wood, Charlie Weasley, mentions of Harry Potter
Summary:Two accidents, a list, and a theory.
Author's Notes: For tarajeyul. I’m sorry it’s not action/adventure or mystery/suspense, but there is Quidditch. My betas, kerosinkanister, msmoocow and tehgiantsquid, I ♥ you immensely. Oh yes, and damn you and your maths, JKR. I hate fudging timelines.

~ Originally written for hp_summergen ~

( I pinch? Leetle pinch. )

Title: Three Crimes Committed by Mundungus Fletcher Before He Learned to be Cagey (Assuming He Ever Really Did)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Mundungus Fletcher, Assorted Goblins, and a Nymphadorian Cameo
Summary: Childhood over a Pint – Don't Cross Goblins – Caught by a Rookie (Or How I Joined the Order)
Author's Notes: Thanks to magnolia_mama and msmoocow, without whom this story would still be disconnected scribbles on napkins. gunderpants, you wanted parody/homage, so, my sincerest apologies to Raymond Chandler. I tried.

~ Originally written for hp_summergen ~

( I seriously cannot think of anything to put here )

Story title: Least Expected
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Ron, Hermione, Harry, Various Death Eaters, Surprise Guests
Length: ~1000
Summary: Things are going very, very, very badly for Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
Author notes: For T, whose idea it was to begin with. Thanks to magentabear and Mench for the first couple rounds of betatasticness. And squishes to tehgiantsquid for tidying my messes and stupids. Jeez, learn to use the shift key, Attila.
Initial Posting: 10.9.06

( Final Version )

Story title: Touch
Prompt: Friends (100quills)
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Crookshanks, Sirius
Contains: The abuse and sudden death of a slice of steak and kidney pie.
Length: ~1400
Summary: A friendship which by all rights should never have happened, but which ends up changing everything. Where it begins.
Author notes: Some thanks should go here. First, to my loverly beta, pigwithhair. Thanks for making me sit down and defend my choices,which makes me think about whether they are, in fact, something I want. Secondly, thanks to redsioda, for my highly improved title, as well as for sharing my enthusiasm for the ‘Shanks. Much love to both of you!
Initial Posting: 12.16.06

( I enjoy the phrase 'abuse and sudden death of a slice of steak and kidney pie' )

Title: The Softer Side
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Clouds (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting:


( There are only two things in this world that don't make him want to slit his own throat )

Title: Merlin, I miss Umbridge
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Ink (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 9.27.06

( Filch is a very therapeutic character )

Title: Untitled
Rating: PG
Warnings: Serious serious craziness
Prompt: The death of Steve Irwin, believe it or not.
Initial Posting: 9.5.06

( Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? )


Title: Secrets
Rating: PG
Prompt: Cauldron (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 10.10.06

( Slughorneedoo )

Title: So There.
Rating: PG13
Prompt: Robes (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 10.19.06


( I like a healty breeze 'round my privates )

Title: Fine Print
Rating: G
Word count: 263
Prompt: Sunburn (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 07.21.06

( He wishes he had known... )

Title: Tasty
Rating: G
Word count: ~150
Prompt: Grass (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 07.31.06

( little flitty flicker bugs )


Title: Nothing
Rating: G
Prompt: Grass (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 08.01.06

( That was enough... )


Title: Every
Rating: G
Word count: 232
Prompt: Sunset (Checkmated, Scribbulous)
Initial Posting: 08.23.06

( Luna often... )

Title: The Horror
Prompt: writhing under his administrations (perposterice Eggcorn Challenge)
Initial Posting: 06.30.06

( Why Snape Really Killed Dumbledore )

Title: Unexpected Results
Rating/Warning: G
Prompt: flaw in the ointment (perposterice Eggcorn Challenge)
Summary/Description: Arthur brings something home from work.
Initial Posting: 06.14.06

( Unexpected Results )


Title: Dinner
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Prompt: make ends meat (perposterice Eggcorn Challenge)
Summary/Description: Cooking with magic is harder than it seems.
Initial Posting: 06.14.06

( Dinner )