Title: Lie-in
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Luna Lovegood, Dean Thomas
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala It's a miserable, wet beginning to September. by shiiki

( the clouds are still lending a certain  )


Title: Cheery
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Mundungus Fletcher, Arabella Figg
Rating: G
Word Count: <300
Prompt: Meme!fic ala It was cheery, there was no doubt of that. by willow_wand

( Oh yeah, them cats was doing that too, all big eyes, watching him. )


Title: Nightmares
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley, Rose Weasley
Rating: G
Word Count: 300+
Prompt: Meme!fic ala One last sigh and he closed his eyes, ready to go back to sleep. by birdseyeview

( The voice was accompanied by another insistent prod at his nose with the cup )

Title: Repeats and Regular Occurrences
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~430
Prompt: movie theater making-out
Author's Notes: From riko's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest

( That level of multitasking would almost be impressive if it wasn't so frustrating )


Title: Melting
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~400
Prompt: ice cream shenanigans
Author's Notes: From kotojedi_amaya's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest

( That level of multitasking would almost be impressive if it wasn't so frustrating )

Title: Superhero or Not
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Kate Bishop, Billy Kaplan, Teddy Altman, Eli Bradley, Tommy Shepherd
Rating: PG
Word Count: <900
Author's Notes: Uhhhhhhhhh. This art ----> This icon ----> This conversation === This ficlet. WHATEVER, THIS FANDOM NEEDS MOAR CRACK, ANYWAY

( I'd like to see you try to accurately aim at a speedster, Kate )

Title: Going Mad
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas/Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word Count: <1000
Contains: slight crackiness
Summary: Dean couldn't possibly be seeing what he thinks he's seeing.
Prompt: Dean/Luna, stray cat
Author's Notes: For shiiki for her guess on my Wordles ages ago.

( The kitten chose that moment to mewl, almost in agreement, and licked Dean's nose. )

Title: Ron vs. Crookshanks, Rounds One Through Seventeen
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Crookshanks
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1100+
Contains: ridiculously devious cat behavior
Summary: Ron and Crookshanks need to stake their territory
Author's Notes: Birthday ficcy for willow_wand, someone who knows Crookshanks is to be treasured.

( Much better plan, that, and he congratulates himself mentally for thinking of it )

Title: In Which The Cards Reveal More Than You Probably Want
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Dean Thomas, Luna Lovegood, Seamus Finnegan, Neville Longbottom (implied Dean/Luna, Seamus/Neville if you squint)
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~950
Contains: crackiness, underage drinking, absurd card games
Summary: Card games and alcohol are always a good mix.
Author's Notes: Veeeeeeeeery late birthday ficlet for butterfly_kate. ILU, BB. (Sorry I couldn't get in the book.)
typed slightly in a rush, mostly with a cigarette in one hand, so, uh, any errors? would love to know

( a startling propensity to materialize a series of sparkling chamber pots at random intervals )

Title: In Which a Sleepy Billy Almost Gets What He Wants
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1300+
Summary: Ignoring something rarely actually makes it go away.
Author's Notes: Birthday ficlet-y thing for riko. Somehow sap got into the end I don't know I am sorry.
typed up all at once, and unbetaed, so, any errors? would love to know

( Teddy has a handy set of Billy-to-English filters )

Title: Incognito (In Three Movements)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Contains: Crack, magical-accident!girl!Billy, italics abuse
Word Count: <2400
Prompt: Tracking down a villain involves them being forced to go on a cruise and pretend to be married.
Author's Notes: a;sldkfja this is all riko's fault. i am taking no responsibility here omg what are you doing stop looking at meeeeeeeeeeeee. *flails* no i have no idea why they are on a cruise ship also, any resemblance to an actual plot is purely coincidental.


( Hey, I didn't get us stuck here through my lack of underwear! )

Title: Oh, Monkey Trumpets (as per Mags)
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, wee! Teddy Lupin
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: <2300
Contains: flailing. a lot of it.
Summary: Teddy has a serious ailment and the boys completely do not panic. At all. Really. They swear.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous "oh shi- this went long" fic for magglenagall, for one seriously inspiring prompt, not to mention, y'know, the awesome. Unbetaed, so, again, y'know.

( Yes, Ron, yes, that is exactly what I meant )

Title: Going Out is Overrated
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing/Characters: Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 900+
Summary: Draco really resents being dragged along on Ron's errands.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous ficlet for tehgiantsquid, for years of being 129,000% AWESOMETASTIC.

( Rather than the carefully drawled words he had meant to say when he opened his mouth... )

Title: ONE DAY I WILL WRITE SOMETHING THAT IS NOT RIDDLED WITH STUPID CLICHES I PROMISE
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~800
Contains: towel slippage
Summary: Billy can say without any doubt that this is the first time he's ever been shoved up against a door by someone not intending to beat the shit out of him
Author's Notes: Spontaneous comment!fic for tsaiko

( Teddy flips the book closed and starts to curl up onto his knees )

Title: Truth in Jest
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing: Billy/Teddy
Rating: G
Word Count: ~150
Prompt: worn thin (in *three sentences*)
Author's Notes: For tussah

( worn thin )


Title: Punchline
Fandom: Young Avengers
Character: Billy Kaplan
Rating: G
Word Count: 285
Prompt: But somehow it took forever and only one person really heard the punch line
Author's Notes: For riko

( But somehow it took forever and only one person really heard the punch line )


Title: Excess Adrenaline
Fandom: Nextwave
Pairing: Tabby/Elsa
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~200
Prompt: This would really work better if you didn't have so much hair
Author's Notes: For dytabytes

( This would really work better if you didn't have so much hair )

Title: Costumes
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~220
Prompt: halloween
Author's Notes: For philotic_net

( halloween )


Title: What were you thinking?
Fandom: HP
Character: Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~270
Prompt: neville/venus fly trap
Author's Notes: For msmoocow

( neville/venus fly trap )


Title: A Learning Experience
Fandom: HP / DC
Character: Batman, Superman, Harry Potter
Rating: G
Word Count: ~320
Prompt: Harry Potter comes to the aid of Superman or Batman when they've locked their keys out of their car
Author's Notes: For fireworkfiasco

( Harry Potter comes to the aid of Superman or Batman when they've locked their keys out of their car )


Title: The Best Stories
Fandom: HP
Character: JKR
Rating: G
Word Count: ~380
Prompt: a short history of the Harry Potter fandom, as told by J.Ro to her children
Author's Notes: For fireworkfiasco

( A short history of the Harry Potter fandom, as told by J.Ro to her children )


Title: Toys
Fandom: HP
Character: Crookshanks
Rating: G
Word Count: 175
Prompt: crookshanks!
Author's Notes: For belladonna803

( crookshanks! )


Title: Still Zero
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Hermione/Draco
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~280
Prompt: breathe-right nasal strips
Author's Notes: For itsbeenvery

( breathe-right nasal strips )

Title: Temperature
Author: attilatehbun 
Gift for: coffee_n_cocoa 
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Summary: Neville and Ginny explore the advantages and disadvantages of a winter wedding in the snow.
Rating: NC-17
Contains: iceplay, fluff
Word Count:  2000+
Author's notes: I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it, coffee_n_cocoa .  I tried to get in several things you listed, though I was a bit loose in my interpretation of ice play (it is very cold where I am, and I think that influenced things somewhat). Much love to my flist.

~*~ Originally posted for smutty_claus  ~*~


( I think I understand the point... )

Title: A Shocking Reveal!
Author: attilatehbun
Team: Summer!
Prompts: Squib, Babbling Beverage
Pairing/Genre: Gen
Rating: Complete G
Word Count: 2600+
Contains: An excessively gregarious seven-year-old, nerdery, silliness
A/N: I think I may have possibly out-geeked myself here. Thanks go to my darling queenb23more for beta-tastic rockingness, as well as to my good friend caffeine! I wouldn't have made it through without you.

~*~Originally written for Team Summer at rontoberfest~*~

( Martin never has to deal with sisters )

Title: Both Of You
Fandom: FMA
Pairing: Gracia/Hughes
Rating: R
Word Count: ~130
Prompt: Romantic! (and Attila says eeek!)
Author's Notes: For theladyfeylene

( Perfect )


Title: Freckles
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Ron/Luna
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 175
Prompt: none
Author's Notes: For redonthefly

( You've seen them before )


Title: Greenhouse One
Fandom: HP
Pairing: Neville/Lavender
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 320
Prompt: none
Author's Notes: For mrssnape_1414

( All the dirt )


Title: Privacy
Fandom: Runaways
Pairing: Chase/Gert
Rating: R/NC-17
Word Count: 550
Prompt: UR DOIN IT WRONG (You're doing it wrong)
Author's Notes: For dytabytes

( live up to your teenage boy duty )

Title: Bollocks
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: Nothing (HP Drabble Tree)
Initial Posting: 5.9.08
Pairing/Characters: Ron, Rose, implied Rose/Scorpius
Word Count: <350

( Rosie. Open the door please. )



Title: Blackout
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: none(HP Drabble Tree)
Initial Posting: 6.11.08
Pairing/Characters: Crookshanks, Ron
Word Count: ~100

( humans need light to see )

Title: Three is Better Than Four
Rating: G
Prompt: "All was well."
Initially Posted: 4.18.08
Pairing/Characters: Hugo, Ron, Hermione
Word Count: 468
A/N: I aged Hugo down more than most do. Since his precise age has yet to be given, I felt I was allowed to make him a bit younger than fandom-standard. :D

Originally written for ldws, Round 1

( They didn't kick like certain meanie-head sisters did )