Title: Repeats and Regular Occurrences
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~430
Prompt: movie theater making-out
Author's Notes: From riko's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest

( That level of multitasking would almost be impressive if it wasn't so frustrating )


Title: Melting
Author: attilatehbun
Fandom: Young Avengers
Pairing/Characters: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~400
Prompt: ice cream shenanigans
Author's Notes: From kotojedi_amaya's prompt at the Billy/Teddy PDA fest

( That level of multitasking would almost be impressive if it wasn't so frustrating )

Title:We Don't Put Our Hands Over Our Mouths
Author: attilatehbun
Pairing: Billy Kaplan/Teddy Altman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~3200
Contains: Swearing in a teenage fashion, not-strictly-linear narrative
Summary: Billy has never had good impulse control. Something pops into his head and he generally just says it, or does it - joining a super-team, anyone? - before he actually thinks about whatever he's doing might mean. So far he's managed to mostly avoid making a complete idiot of himself through some crazy combination of snarkiness and luck. But this time he's not so sure.
Author's Notes: Pre-series fic. I only recently got into Young Avengers and my brain wouldn't let me write anything else unless I wrote this first. And since I want to write other things eventually, I thought it in my best interests to listen. Thanks to ozma_katiebell and butterfly_kate for advice and hand-holding, despite being unfamiliar with the source material. All mistakes are mine, not theirs. Obviously.


( Um is all he can say before his heart leaps into his throat and cuts off even that. )

6.09*I commissioned this gorgeous piece of artses from the fantastically talented ormery so go and give Squeak some praise for it already. I will be over here reveling in the pretteh. don't you just want to smush their noses? ♥

Title: Magic
Author/Artist: attilatehbun
Pairing: Dean/Luna
Rating: gentle R
Word Count: 1100+
Things to know: So sugary I'm passing out free insulin shots at the door.
Summary: Dean wants to show Luna that even Muggles can make a certain type of magic.
Author's Notes: Spontaneous birthday comment!fic for mrssnape_1414. Totally unbetaed, in the manner of comment!fic, so if there's an oops or whatever, plz to be telling me.

( Luna takes her promises very seriously. )

Title: Regarding Trains
Author: attilatehbun
Gift For: magglenagall
Summary: A boy and a girl bump into each other on a train. Again and again and again.
Rating: PG
Contains: vaguery, atypical narrative structure
Word Count: 2100+
Author's notes: magglenagall, I was utterly thrilled to get you for this fest. tehgiantsquid (whom I can now thank properly), you already have a pretty high Awesome Quotient, but your beta skills never fail to raise it a few points. ILU BOTH, GUYS. ♥ ♥ ♥

~*~Originally written for smrw_ficafest~*~

( The girl stands there for a moment, watching the space he had been )

Now with bonus line I totally forgot in the original, because I am teh smrt!

Title: Still Life With
Author/Artist: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Possible Spoilers/Warnings: None
Summary: At least with Luna he stands a decent chance of understanding what's going on when she decides to finish a conversation they'd started months ago. He knows her, understands what she means by the angle of her hips or how much she's chewing on her hair as she speaks.
A/N:This came out Dean POV, because Luna simply would not cooperate, but I think it still counts as being about her. For butterfly_kate, proving that even in anonymous exchanges, she inspires my Dean/Luna-ish-ness to the MAX. Thanks to belladonna803, for the life-saving beta, and for rocking out.

~ Originally written for luna_exchange ~


( I think it would be far more simple if I just went naked )

Beautiful illustration for this fic by Buuya. Leave her a comment praising her awesomeness here.

Title: In A Hurry
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Characters: Rose/Scorpius
Word Count: <600
A/N: Comment spam fic for magglenagall, cause we were both mighty bored. I think Mags may be the only person around who could a) get me to write Rose/Scorpie-poo and 2) almost enjoy myself doing it. XD (From this prompt, with no offense meant.)

( It wasn't every day a girl got to move out from under her Mum and Dad's well-meaning-but-unbelievably-interfering noses )

Original oopses have been fixed.

Title: Tattoo (Or, Attila can't think of titles for crap)
Rating: PG
Word count: ~450
Summary: Dean wants a tattoo.
A/N: Thanks to ozma_katiebell for looking up a quote for me and my stupidly-book-lending butt.
Initial posting: 9.27.07

( when she comes to bed that night she has a smudge of charcoal on her nose>~*~  )

Title: Whatever You Want
Rating: PG
Word count: <250
A/N: For butterfly_kate's birfdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Initial posting: 2.20.08


( Shouldn't we be celebrating every day? )

Title: My Kingdom For a Horse
Rating: PG-13
Pairing/Characters: Ron/Hermione
Summary: Diamonds? Sandwiches? The Forever kind of love?
Author's Notes: Thanks to belovedranger for showing me that paragraphs are not something of which to be afraid. Also thanks to tehgiantsquid for helping me sound out some ideas for making the story better.
Initial Posting: 4.15.06


( We don’t have to be stars exploding in the night )

Title: Making a Point
Rating: R
Pairing/Characters: Ron/Hermione
Summary: Two stubborn people. A battle of wills. But what's the point?
"Ron, don't you think you're a bit old to be doing a dance of joy?"
Author's Notes: You gotta love a beta who’s quick to notice all the stupid crap you missed so that you don’t look like as much of a doofus. Thanks, belovedranger! :D
Initial Posting: 4.28.06


( And there it is again, the challenge. Something that always puts Ron on the right foot. )

Title: Eensy Weensy
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13 (innuendo and whatnot)
Word Count: ~1600
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry
Summary: Ron makes a unlikely ally.

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing." -- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Things to know: Arachnophobes, beware.
Initial Posting: 2.2.07
A/N: Hugs and kittens to Red Sioda, Queenb23, Shiiki, and The Giant Squid, for their beta work and general support. This story wouldn't be what it is without them.

Originally written for Checkmated's Ron/Hermione MovieQuote!Fic Challenge



( When it climbed, Ron winced. When it dropped, he whimpered. Whimpered. )

Title: Five Mildly Unusual Things Ginny Weasley Finds Sexy About Harry Potter
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~650
Characters/Pairings: Harry/Ginny
A/N: At magglenagall's request. Lulz.

( Also known as why I don't write H/G )

Title: Brush Strokes
Author: attilatehbun
Rating: PG-13 (innuendo and whatnot)
Word Count: ~2400
Characters/Pairings: Dean/Luna
Summary: Single strokes sometimes can paint the whole picture, or near enough.
Disclaimer: Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine not mine. Only one part of that is true.
Contains: slight h/c, slight references to character death, mild angst.

queenb23more gave me my beautiful beta.


( Dean stops, because he's finally found her and now he doesn't know what to do )

Title: Lessons
Author: attilatehbun
Recipient: dumblydore
Rating: PG-13 (Cause Ron’s got a dirty mouth, and Kreacher’s not much better, though you can’t hear him.)
Word Count: ~1600
Characters/Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Kreacher
Summary: Hermione wants to learn a new skill, so she and Ron muddle through the learning process together.
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, but I do enjoy making them dance around for my amusement.
Contains: fluff, horrid mistreatment of food, kreacher/locket
Author's Notes: Thanks, dumblydore for giving me a chance to write Kreacher. Hope you like it!

Thanks to T for catching my whoopses.

~ Originally written for dh_exchange ~

( ...he touches his freshly polished golden locket and does not explode... )

I decided to finally man up and post this, since the exchange sort of dissolved. Apologies to dumblydore. Wish it coulda been done different. :/